Well there we were taken on a free ride to the Institute of Public Affairs (IPA) 70th anniversary mass celebrations in Melbourne to see Tony Abbott formally anointed as he genuflected to the 1998 crowned Catholic Knight Rupert Murdoch in preparation for his first Confession.
“Bless me Father for I have sinned, its over 6 years since I’ve been to confession Father in that time I have sinned often & deliberately Holy Father for your cause” because as you know I will say “anything to to get that job”. As faithfully recorded by Federal Member for New England ” Tony Windsor.
Quietly pondering this reality activated a euphoric moment, my Own Sweet Lord appeared within, between the two hemispheres where the thalamic bodies of my mind join. Here my Pineal exploded, radiating out loud & clear in miraculous & spectacular vision give only to the self actualized due to a life time of dedicated self sacrifice, denial & loyal service.
Yes, it all came together the entire Murdoch, Rinehart, Pell, Abbott, Catholic church, confusing inexplicable, questionable fiasco exploded in a blasting light of reality, an instantaneous revelation in Damascusan proportions, as if I was once again at the heights of Mt Horeb in Sinai collecting tablets of commandments direct from Divine consciousness within the burning bushes of that famous mountain.
This egotistically powered materialistic consortium obviously care not what people think or desire. Rupert is on a take no hostages mission, & so he takes who ever he needs along with him to achieve that goal in his 82nd year before his declining virility heads towards the floor. This is his final blow. Tony Abbott is just his readily influenced political consort, being used by Rupert Murdoch to do his bidding & happily prostituting himself for the cause.
Abbott on his knees genuflecting to Sir Lord Murdoch
Now such blinding divine faith maybe transmitted to those upon earth who are worthy of delusional Catholic annunciation, imagery of the most high, where such illuminating flashes divinely deliver Damascus powered epiphany to consciousness. “Oh praise be to my Lord & Holy master upon high”. For my realisation I give thanks & praise eternally, & we know Abbott sticks to his faith similarly & proverbial to the blanket story.
“I can now see how Abbott believes Sir Catholic Rupert & mercifully genuflect in praise & honor to his glory believing he will like Moses lead the poor old dumb punters to the free world out & away from the interfering materialistic clutches of the evil bankers, horrible predatory mining taxes, irrational climate change promoters, politicians, free media stiflers & NBN foolish money changers who have gone on to invade punter’s temples, & polluted their very being, hypnotised them with commercial advertising whilst giving free TV, & in so doing mentally bound bankrupt punters to eternal slavery of alcohol, drugs, gambling, sloth, premarital sex, sexual affairs, political corruption, unionism, pornography, bestiality, prostitution, sexual abuse & pedophilia.”
Thank you for being here to witness this Cardinal Pell and Gina Rinehart, we bow our heads in prayer & genuflect to your misery & your suffering & give praise & plenary indulgence to your magnificent generosity in sending 4 people to visit your friend Ronald Regan’s former Texas ranch & now IPA education centre.
In the mean time Tony Abbott’s political mentor John Howard’s nice mate George Bush. seems to have been left exposed over the Iraq invasion.
So to see these amazing hard working dedicated Christian people gathered here with us taking time out of their extremely busy lives to be with and to share with us the plenary indulgences available through the expanding generosity of your divine abundance, with the advantage of modern technology phone tapping & free market forces “Yes union busting free market forces” so we are eternally grateful.!!
To be in the grace of his Eminence Sir Rupert Murdoch & Cardinal Pell & hear Sir Rupert’s enlightening free market sermon most certainly illuminates the confusion as to why the incompetent Tony Abbott can be such an absolute “rabbit in the headlights” with the full knowledge of how much he is disliked by the electorate that he has to parade his daughters as pure innocent vote softening vestal virgins in the vain hope they don’t join in union with a same or opposite sex partner before he is confirmed as the Ordained politician> Rupert certainly understands the temptations of the flesh now being with his third wife who is some 30 years his junior. Tony also admitted previously that he had to work hard to over come such instinctual sensations whilst in the seminary.
Life is hard for a high Priest in any society, I guess their entire life is exposed to the public, there is no privacy unless you are Director of the faithful order of the IPA.
Thanks to the Canberra Times for the photos above.
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